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Duck Demotivational Poster


ANATIDAEPHOBIA - The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.


TAGS: duck fear
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Peter

zoomer296 - January 28, 2013, 9:58 pm
(Not really.)
zoomer296 - January 28, 2013, 9:52 pm
It's REAL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rMe3BxYagA
Clem - February 2, 2009, 11:51 pm
YAY for Gary Larson!


DUCKFACE - The ugly truth


TAGS: duckface truth reality
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Sulagar

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 9:58 pm
Actually my first thought was a can of spray paint to give that pumpkinhead a human skin tone.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:22 am
Don't you want to take a scissors and . . . . you know.


JIMMY PAGE - The only acceptable duckface




ANATIDAEPHOBIA - The fear that somewhere, a duck is watching you


TAGS: duck face fail at life
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by crazyman

carebear - March 16, 2012, 5:34 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Feasibly - March 16, 2012, 5:22 pm
On the positive side, duck lips may cushion the blow a little if the airbag in the steering wheel pops out...
carebear - March 16, 2012, 1:04 pm
(carebear BANNED)
spypengen - March 16, 2012, 9:38 am
@carebear a duck in the hand is worth 2 in the bush
carebear - March 14, 2012, 8:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:24 pm
I said it before I'll say it again... Goddam duckface... 'nuff said


GIRLS -


TAGS: miranda kerr ducks duckface
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by darthvader

GaryO - April 10, 2012, 8:19 am
Lol, Sho
Sho - April 10, 2012, 12:56 am
Po5ers


BLUE DUCK - da ba dee da ba die


TAGS: blue duck humor humour
Rating: 1.83/5

More motifakes by Blue Duck

Roamer - October 10, 2008, 5:54 pm
Pfft, Blue Duck is for posers. All hail Afro Duck... (I'll post it later)
Truth Teller - October 10, 2008, 4:18 pm
I has a blue duck... Your argument is invalid.
Billy - October 10, 2008, 4:15 pm
I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before, and to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue duck.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 18, 2008, 12:57 am
Yeah, I'm like Horton the elephant from Horton Hears A Who, except I only hear, you know...voices.
LogicDude - September 17, 2008, 4:35 pm
Motifake Wit Liberation Front means what he says and says what he means!


HE KNOWS -


TAGS: ducki watch phobia
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Sho

Ganon2012 - September 13, 2012, 1:27 am
Love the Far Side reference.
Sho - May 14, 2012, 6:03 am
I think the only way to get rid of that phobia is to get to know that duck personally lol
dy2012 - May 14, 2012, 5:16 am
they should check out a quack dr if they have duck phobia :)
Sho - May 13, 2012, 11:43 pm
Good. I want everyone to think of my posters even when they are not on Motifake
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 2:43 pm
That’s 5ucked up, Sho…makin’ my food all scary’n 5hit


DUCT TAPE - Has a New Spokesperson


TAGS: rebecca black duct ***e duck
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by Konpriest

FervorCoulee - September 9, 2012, 9:00 pm
Round, round we go...
Sean - April 16, 2011, 11:02 pm
General Hand Granade is a cool song, but yer right.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2011, 8:54 pm
Did you say I like Trooper?....them's fightin words.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 8:25 pm
That's our Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. He's such a trooper.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2011, 5:16 pm
Nope....
Sean - April 16, 2011, 5:04 pm
But then Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo would be heart- broken.
Konpriest - April 16, 2011, 4:58 pm
We can only hope...
Konpriest - April 16, 2011, 4:58 pm
Youtube search Rebecca Black
palmat - April 12, 2011, 5:39 am
let's hope he'll take her on his planet.
Sean - April 11, 2011, 12:26 pm
*planet
Sean - April 11, 2011, 11:41 am
Don't no one answer that question. Dude's obviously here on a recon mission from another plantet -- one that doesn't get the internets.
Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:26 am
who is that lady, and is she really that irritating?
Sean - April 9, 2011, 8:34 pm
I love this one. And I've got this song on my iphone ... just in case I need to torture someone to get information, or in case I forget the sequence of some of the later days of the week -- which has also happened form time to time.
Konpriest - April 9, 2011, 5:30 pm
This is the first one I've ever made. I likes it!!


SILENCE IS GOLDEN -




DUCKFACE - only cute on babies


TAGS: duckface babies
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by alethia

M0rd3kaI - March 25, 2012, 7:22 pm
lol, 2 of the ugliest things to ever walk the earth... duckface and babies...
SteveFurlong - March 25, 2012, 9:56 am
Is she crooning to Mommy or getting ready to nurse? 5 cuties


EURO-DISNEYLAND - The Early Days.


TAGS: nazi nazis hitler donald duck germany disney disneyland disneyworld eurodisny
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by jesterer

GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:58 am
Wow,


THREE DUCKS IN A BAR -




EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE -


TAGS: the bomb duck and cover
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 2:02 pm
We did this a few years ago at an ADULT education school; shut down the whole building and scared the **** out of everyone. The cause: One unarmed 19yo who'd been flunked out of his GED course, yelling angrily in the parking lot. FFS...
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 2:01 pm
Nowadays they do "Terrorist drills". Everyone hides with their backs against the interior wall, locks the door, and turns out the lights. Basically we pretend the classroom is empty, even if they peek in the door window.
GaryO - February 11, 2012, 11:46 am
Dang, I remember those desks! They were new
sugarkisses114 - January 16, 2012, 5:41 pm
When I was a child once a month the town's fire siren would blow and we'd hide under our desks. I remember doing this up until second grade.
Weatherlawyer - January 12, 2012, 8:49 pm
The British were nearer the source and far better prepared. Take the doors off all the rooms and make a den under the stairs. Then pile up all the top soil from your garden all around it. Guaranteed to make you wish it hadn't been a false alarm.
falloutghoul - January 7, 2012, 9:18 pm
"When the All-Clear sounded, I can get up, go out to the playground, AND MELT!"
FreeGunsForAll - January 5, 2012, 10:26 pm
Jeez, you're making it sound like doing that wasn't safe or something.
maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:26 pm
The Air Raid Sirens Were The Worst !!
Reality Lord - January 5, 2012, 5:35 pm

i remember these drills as well. i remember the air raid sirens. scarey **** man.
the1stCOMMI3 - January 5, 2012, 5:15 pm
Well you have to admit, if the radiation& blast don't kill you, the desks could have protected you from the debris
champ99 - January 5, 2012, 3:57 pm
I did it as a child and I am still here so I guess it worked!
Rick69 - January 5, 2012, 2:44 pm
I guess hiding under a desk is just vaguely better than sitting on your chair waiting for impending doom and all...
Airman - January 5, 2012, 1:08 pm
I did these as a kid.. we were told they worked. LOL. Lewis Black said he might as well have been a rump roast
falloutghoul - January 5, 2012, 12:50 pm
I remember Lewis Black did a skit about this, and it was funny. 5 from me.
MPsniper - January 4, 2012, 7:38 pm
duck...... and cover
maoworks2 - January 4, 2012, 5:45 pm
I Remember That, Sad Stuff
the1stCOMMI3 - January 4, 2012, 5:42 pm
The old drills sound more like a "you're f**ck'd" type of drill


YOU GOT -


TAGS: evil duck
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Airman



DUCK TAPE - Now available in the babies area of your favorite favorite store!!




DUCK HUNTERS PROTECT NORTHERN BORDER -




YO DUDE! - WTF?


TAGS: ducklings language attitude
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:19 pm
Hilariou5
MissPriss - June 21, 2012, 1:19 am
Thanks but I can't take all the credit the poor little dude worked hard for that pic :)
Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:36 am
Awesome! 5 gold Lions for you!
Sho - June 18, 2012, 11:37 pm
You tell 'em bro


RUBBER DUCKIES - They're not just for bath time anymore




SO ERNIE? - Ya left me for Big Bird cause he looks like a big rubber ducky. How 'bout this for a big bird so start the ducking!




FUZZY LOGIC -


TAGS: nine ducklings humor
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Sho - February 27, 2012, 8:00 pm
I can quack to thi5


GET YOUR DUCKS IN A ROW - All of them, Honey.


TAGS: duck
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay



DUCK-FACES - They freak me out too.


TAGS: duck face
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by DaXiao



POOR LITTLE RUBBER DUCK - Have you no heart?




Plenty of Fish -




CUTE DUCK FACES -


TAGS: duck face birds baby duckface
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by steve1961

SecretAngel - June 8, 2012, 6:06 pm
kinda true
Sho - June 7, 2012, 12:23 am
My younger days
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 9:54 pm
And obviously I can't spell worth a darn while doing it either;)
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 8:15 pm
Well, actually I giving you a pouty, duckface as we speak and it's looks...well kinda bad. So no.
mariand - June 6, 2012, 7:42 pm
come on, steve... there must be some other times...lol


Another Selfie Gone Haywire -


TAGS: duckface elmer fudd
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by ughomer

MissPriss - February 3, 2014, 12:37 pm
In Elmer's defense, I would of mistaken her for Daffy too!
ughomer - February 3, 2014, 10:23 am
Elmer: You Dewtty Wotten Wat!
Silverheart - February 3, 2014, 9:44 am

Rabbit season... duck season... 5L for the ug-man


ANATIDAEPHOBIA -




HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIK - Roses r red, violets r blue! Just a little poster to say happy b-day and I love you!!!


TAGS: from your duck scrubber
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by MO

agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 2:14 am
LMAO! That's what I'm talking about!
MO - July 26, 2010, 2:14 am
All kidding aside...what's my fav drink?
MO - July 26, 2010, 2:13 am
LOL!! That's niiiice!!!
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 2:08 am
What? No Riunite on ice?
MO - July 26, 2010, 2:07 am
BOXED WINE OR DIE!!!!!
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 2:06 am
I'll just a**ume you've had too many midori sours tonight.
MO - July 26, 2010, 2:03 am
Well that just warms that ****les of my heart!!! (that's really g**, but i've always wanted to say it, and untill now I've really never found a situation that called for that much g**ness......) But seriously.....thanks. Miss you f***ers too!!
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 2:01 am
All kidding aside... it's good to see you around again. A lot has gone on... don't know how much you are aware of. We'll have to fill you in whenever you decide to stay for more than a weekend.
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:59 am
You're greatly missed here... and don't think that you're just throwin' a bone once a month here! We want more!
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:57 am
I'm dreading the day....websensen hasn't hit my AOR yet. Not that I've been on much at work lately.....but still to take down logic? That's just a tragedy in and of itself.......miss ya buddy!!!!
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:55 am
Soon as I get some god d*** help at work....I'm gonna be back on a more permanent basis. Don't hate. I'd be here non-stop if I could.
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:52 am
Selfish b****!
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:52 am
Well, hell... you manage to stay away more than those who have been lost to WebSense!
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:50 am
And BTW....quickies is all I can manage with you h***ers now~ You know this site is like crack!! "Every time I think I'm out...THEY PULL ME BACK IN!!!"
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:47 am
d***, dude! That's some serious commitment after moving to Cali... lots of beach to comb.
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:46 am
Nah! I left her a** in Jersey. But she's comin out for good in Octoberish....
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:42 am
Speaking of HNIK, did she come with you, or did you abandon her like you did us... just dropping by for quickies?
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:41 am
Ha! Regular, indeed. The crew is a bit bigger, and we're suffering witdrawls from several... including you. MWLF isn't around, nor is Logic... but he's making an attempt to be around a bit more. Still... we aren't patrollling the streets like we used to.
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:41 am
Oh I'm still In.....they made the mistake of promoting my sorry a**. Now I'm the HNIC of my engine room and I've got a **** ton to learn before I can start whippin my bad news bears into shape.....
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:39 am
I have been checking in every now and then...seems the crew has grown by a few......and the timmys have come and gone. Good to see the regulars are.....staying regular...
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:39 am
A real job? What, you aren't USCG?
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:35 am
put an o after that n....
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:35 am
N sir! I went and got me a real job that has soaked up all of my free time....I drink as much as I can in the 3 hours I have off....
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:34 am
It's always the same.... you bait me in, then leave me wanting. LOL!
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:33 am
LOLMAO!! I'm not talkin posters...I'm joshin with you about how long it usually takes to just get your acknowlegement after my usual absence....I gotta blab away for a few weeks till you feel i'm gonna hang......and then.....poof....gone again!!!
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:29 am
I just figured you got to California, and slid into the snob-nose culture.... too good for motifaking now. Either that, or you stopped drinking.
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:29 am
Two weeks? TWO WEEKS? You're flattering yourself! You ain't never around!!! Let me see... one poster made in April... only one poster in May... Hmmmmm... nothing in June or July... and I ain't counting this one, joker!
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:28 am
Oh yeah....what's fricken even weirder is......I grew up here.....snot the same...
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:27 am
What's a shock is that my mentor and bestest motifaker hasn't shunned me for a two week break in period......jeebus Aggy!! That has to be the record!!! *sniff*
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:25 am
LOL! Culture shock, ain't it?
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:24 am
Ayup! And It's d*** weird.....
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:23 am
LMAO!!!! Well, if it ain't the Beverly Hillbilly! Move to Cali yet?
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:22 am
Happy birthday muffin!!! d***.... I'm too lazy to make a new poster.....LOVE YA!!!
MO - December 29, 2009, 3:46 am
And in case anyone's still confused aboot who the hell Jeffey is? This was just some random pic I found while searching for a B-day poster for NIK. (you all good now Mooooo?)
MO - November 2, 2009, 6:29 pm
Imunna go with post-fake!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 10:54 am
Does it make it easier when the ducks are in a row?.......does it save time ...and lubricant?.....or is there some kind of limit, Like during hunting season, Still confused.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 4:28 pm
I think 6 flags refer to the Ambien b***erflies fluttering around his head.
MO - August 1, 2009, 4:27 pm
Make a list...i'll address them one at a time.....gotta get my ducks in a row...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 4:27 pm
I think you have only confused me more MO....Jeffey is Nik?....what did you do to the duck?
TheTrashHeap - August 1, 2009, 4:24 pm
Have a great weekend Mo, cause on monday you may have to translate a number of comments.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 4:22 pm
Enjoy 6 flags, lunatic!
MO - August 1, 2009, 4:21 pm
Talking to said GF on the telly I'd be faking instead of paying attention....and good lord....I'm going to 6 flags!!! See yuz guys on Monday!!!
MO - August 1, 2009, 4:20 pm
Jeffey. Good lord I'm confused!! How bout u guys? So looong story short. I got duck off red wine (in a box) was extremely mean to my GF (jeffey) and hence here we are. Jacuzzi? I thought I was taking flack (quack) for being on motifake. In the past when..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:40 am
Goodnight room. Goodnight moon. Goodnight cow jumping over the moon. Goodnight light, and the red balloon..."
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:34 am
Take it easy, Haar.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:34 am
MOOOOWHOOOOOOOO!!!!!! That's a viking buhbye...i think...Bye Haarkkk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:33 am
night Haar.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:33 am
I work out of my car. I often have to be somewhere but have no real "work" to do....so I watch Tv on my laptop.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:32 am
Who is Lag?
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:32 am
LMFAO!!! Mooooo... adapting, adjusting, overcoming (at their house)
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:32 am
Lag is killing me. I'm out. TTYL.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:31 am
I find that a girl who is good at oral is more effective than Ambien.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:31 am
funny. we were just talking aboot passed out girlfriends at poker.....apparently my friends want me to stop hanging around their places at night.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:31 am
Animal Planet? Maybe the 2/1 cup video I saw differs from your version.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:30 am
Always pissed me off, my wife can do that too. I toss and turn forever.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:30 am
Ummmmm.... I'm guessing you like sneaking underage girls into drive-in movies?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:30 am
food network? No, more like "animal planet"
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:29 am
Nothing says fun like a passed-out girlfriend.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:29 am
Actually. If you look in my trunk there are snacks,movies, space heaters and at least 80 feet of extension cord.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:28 am
Oh I'll splain further....that woman will fall asleep in a hurricane!!! Not kidding. We get home and not 5 minutes later....out like a......comfy girl....thank god I'm the only one that snors...
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:28 am
Hell, mooooo.... by now, it's just like watching the food network, right?
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:28 am
That sucks. TTH is good people.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:27 am
The mooooo survival kit.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:27 am
I'm desensitizing myself by watching 2 girls 1 cup over and over.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:27 am
A lot of fake t*** here.... it seem mountanous, but it's not. Easy mistake to make, Haar.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:26 am
I tether my Blackberry to get net in the middle of nowhere.....but mostly I watch p***.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:26 am
Besides, I can't talk.... I'm half falling asleep at 12:30.... just pathetic.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:26 am
Well hell. I don't know why, but I always thought Vegas was on Mountain, not Pacific. Doh.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:25 am
Oh yeah.... time zones. I was referring to Nik alrerady being asleep earlier... oh, nevermind. I'll just let the joke bomb on it's own without further explanation.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:25 am
Trash has no laptop...so he's pretty well f***ed... 12 hours with very little to do.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:24 am
I went through a lapse in spelling over the last two weeks. Getting back on track now.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:24 am
Great for isolated folks.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:24 am
Agg..I know it's only midnight your time....I"m working on tree-terdy here..sooookay bust out the sippy cap!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:24 am
LOL.... tryin' to push it off on someone else, Haar?
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:23 am
If a birthday is going to be cut unintentionally short, and sprinkled with irritation, shouldn't you be the one who fell asleep early, MO?
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:23 am
I've a satellite DSL hook up I'll sell him, cheap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:22 am
f***ing Nazi's ...always alert.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:22 am
No one to ralk to? What, he's Scooby Doo now?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:21 am
Talk...even.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:21 am
TTH is in the middle of nowhere...no DSL...no one to ralk to....hell, No bathroom....He's been calling to b****.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:21 am
There are those lapses in comment response... but it's way past Seany-poo's bed time.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:20 am
who der??
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:20 am
Not asleep, but I'm in need of it.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:19 am
SEE? Mention a mofo and there they go........commenting while you're typin trash.....TRASH???? AGGY????
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:19 am
Knock, Knock.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:17 am
CCCCCOMBO....never mind!!! I like to switch it up every now and then....funny.....I wonder around this time who is passed out at their computers....Sean? Harrk? Where'd ja go? Moooooo I'm not even gonna mention your name...you may just knock on my door...
Sean - July 26, 2009, 2:50 am
Pssst! NIK. I think MO knows about Jeffrey. Better down low it for a tad hon. He'll soon come to think he just imagined it. His insecurity is your biggest ally. P.S. I need a good pool boy, can I have his #? I mean, yer not using him for a bit ....
MO - July 25, 2009, 5:42 pm
Fred's ded. Nobody here but Jeffey...
BoneCD - July 25, 2009, 5:40 pm
Fred?
Nik - July 25, 2009, 4:37 pm
Awww!! That's so sweet Hank!! I mean MO. Thank You!!
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 4:03 pm
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.... Happy Birthday Nik! (AKA, Jeffrey)
BoneCD - July 25, 2009, 3:13 pm
Good one MO...Happy B-Day Nik!!!
Surri-Sama - July 25, 2009, 2:29 pm
This is sweet...to bad fools will probably bash it :|


Janice -




HEY GUYS -


TAGS: ducks
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 12:29 pm
Thanks guys.
culos - August 12, 2010, 5:18 am
Me too!
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:12 pm
Ok, I'll admit it... I laughed hard. 5L


CATHOLIC DUCKS - Don't believe in birth control


TAGS: ducks catholic babies
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Sleeves

forseti - May 4, 2010, 4:39 pm
LOL


DUCK TAPE FIXES EVERYTHING - Bear attacked the plane flew in two new wheels and a case of duck tape


TAGS: airplane duck ***e duct ***e
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by alohadude2

ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 12:57 am
True enough. Duct ***e rules!!!
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 11:52 pm
I've seen this done up by churchill


LEMMINGS -


TAGS: yes mooooooo i know these are ducks
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by rerun

Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 10, 2013, 1:50 am
...Rerun can provide an answer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 10, 2013, 1:50 am
I love late night random posters...Those ARE geese, Lemmings are NOT suicidal, And WHY did you make this? I get to use past problems with alcohol to excuse my ignorance to the reasoning behind this poster...so I trust that good old sober and reliable...
fascistfrenchman - November 16, 2010, 4:51 pm
We could use one of those crossing guards on State St. A shepherd's crook would be better, as the geese like to take their time once they begin crossing the road.
rerun - November 9, 2010, 7:21 pm

Even better, the news site I got it from said they were ducks.....all I know about ducks is they taste great, Peking style
ICEMAN - November 9, 2010, 7:05 pm
Actually, they be geese. 5


THE DARKSIDE - Celebrating diversity since 1162!


TAGS: darkside darth vader darkwing duck dark knight
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

AD - October 17, 2009, 4:50 am
Is motifake going to be taken over by stormfronters like ebaum and ytmnd were in times past? It looks like it.
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:44 pm
Based on the votes I don't think anyone really looked at the pic and thought about it...this is a nugget of gold MWLF! 5 flashlight-carrying Leos.
SD-619-II - October 15, 2009, 2:53 pm
Where's Cthulhu?
rogueagent - October 15, 2009, 2:41 pm
Darkwing Duck is not a bad guy.


DUCK FACE - Ladies, this is how it looks to us dudes!


TAGS: duckface
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by stateoffukedupness

steve1961 - April 10, 2013, 10:49 am
LOL! Sho, you quack me up.
GaryO - April 10, 2013, 8:44 am
Well, I may be one sick puppy, because I’m rather attracted. My brain is going wild with imagination of accommodating pleasure. I can’t take my eyes off them. So tell me, WHERE DOES ONE GET HATS LIKE THAT??!!
Sho - April 10, 2013, 12:39 am
This very offensive to my people
Greeny - April 9, 2013, 3:52 pm
Kinda hard to snorkel when your face uber floats
steve1961 - April 9, 2013, 3:32 pm
Don't be such a baby, Sho...I thought you liked Horror!
PapaFox - April 9, 2013, 3:06 pm
They look like a monkey's *ss: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Rh1YLnSpsL8/T7eJpf_eQfI/AAAAAAAABUA/HD1FI3FOJPc/s1600/monkey+red-ass-+1.jpg
Sho - April 9, 2013, 1:44 pm
Oh god why


ITS A NATURAL THING -




SEPARATED AT BIRTH - Duckman's Lost Son, Jay Cutler




WOLVERINE - If You Love Something, Let It Go RIP Rubber Ducky 1899-2011




Skiing -




STATUS QUO -


TAGS: this ducks
Rating: 4.92/5

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crankyhead - November 6, 2010, 1:23 pm
beautiful
lesterinside - November 5, 2010, 10:30 pm
Very true space, Self preservation. LOL @ Ice, "Status Quack" Coz we ain't no chicken!.
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 10:18 pm
And why did the duck cross the road? To prove he's no chicken....... It ain't much but it's all I had.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 9:35 pm
Magnificent.


JAZZ VS ROCK - Both are popular forms of music But NOTHING fills the dance floor like Disco


TAGS: disco duck
Rating: 3.86/5

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GreyScorpion - December 6, 2009, 9:38 am
excellent caption 5 hustlin' mallards
ICEMAN - December 6, 2009, 2:03 am
Well duck that!!! Heh, heh, heh.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 8:23 pm
Love the poster; hate Rick Dees. 5Ls
BuZZbomb - December 5, 2009, 8:07 pm
WOW! That was a LONG way to get to a short joke! 5L's!
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 1:56 pm
Saturday Morning 5er
BoneCD - December 5, 2009, 1:55 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOO Gil. Christ, I'll be singing that song the rest of the day now!!!!


DISCRIMINATION - It Happens To Ducks Too.




LIFE -


TAGS: life upside down ducks cubbybears favorite position lol
Rating: 3.32/5

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GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 10:22 pm
Shoopdahwoop, I hate you
Shoopdahwoop - May 19, 2010, 10:20 pm
Hate me for being a grammar Nazi, but it should be once IN a while.


ANATIDAEPHOBIA -




FRIENDSHIP -




THERE ARE EIGHT MILLION STORIES IN THE NAKED CITY - This has been one of them


TAGS: duck story
Rating: 4.71/5

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Swampfox - October 30, 2012, 4:30 am
I gave it a 4 because you left out the pancake.
GaryO - October 22, 2012, 9:33 am
Yeah, I like this one too. It’s just obscure enough, and Warner Brothers funny to the twisted mind of this ol’ geezer….reminds me of my effort SEAGULL IN REPOSE of which really didn’t so as well as I’d hoped….good one DP. Yeah, 5L
Sho - October 21, 2012, 6:09 pm
We just want to be different. 5Lols
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 21, 2012, 4:48 pm
I'm not sure what it is about this poster. But I like it. 5L


PAPER DOLLS -




DONALD DUCK STYLE - A new look that will quack you up!




THIS COULD BE THE BEST 007 MOVIE YET. - Here, take my money, just take it and give me a theater ticket, the DVD, the soundtrack, and the video game!




VIRTUAL NATURE - Outdoors, you have been replaced.




Afroduck -


TAGS: hail afroduck lol
Rating: 2.87/5

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ohai - July 23, 2009, 7:12 am
yeh, afroduck is WAY more awesome than that stupid hypnoto.... ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!
LilGerm - October 15, 2008, 3:35 pm
It's WABBIT SEASON, mutha f***a!!!!


IN A ROW - My Ducks Are


TAGS: baby ducks bathtub
Rating: 2.15/5

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Zagato - April 2, 2010, 10:23 pm
why do i find this funny?
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 8:56 pm
Did someone here request this pic?


WILL YOU BE MY MOMMA? - Now isn't that cute? The little fellow wants us to be his momma!




PLAYING IT SAFE -


TAGS: ducky
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 20, 2010, 6:45 pm
Thanks guys.
Airman - October 20, 2010, 6:36 pm
this is great!
DominusDraco - October 20, 2010, 6:28 pm
Motivational indeed
agdaniele - October 17, 2010, 1:25 pm
Incredible.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 2:37 am
It's work like this that get's you early promotion to Greybeard. The rest of you bastards can learn something from Spacedog.


THE EARLY BIRD -




WALT DISNEY - That's what happens when you hire Hannibal Lecter.


TAGS: donald duck hannibal lecter ice cream disney
Rating: 2.43/5

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Derek - February 24, 2010, 3:08 pm
Mmmmm chilled ducky brains


THE APOCALYPSE - Revelations never mentioned this!




Things I Learned Growing Up -




Scrooge McDuck -




YOU BET YOUR LIFE -


TAGS: groucho and magic word duck
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 1, 2015, 9:31 am
He one of my all time favorites
GaryO - October 3, 2012, 9:37 pm
I can see it now….’Oh, a card…from a sweet little cute duck……GNAAAAAAH!!...MOTHER OF GOD!!!’
Sho - October 3, 2012, 8:48 pm
Yeah why not. They just need the right motivation. You know, when they are sleeping? People tend to remember well the things that happen in the middle of the night when it's dark. it's the least I can do for making a poster with me in it
GaryO - October 3, 2012, 8:43 pm
Would ya, Sho?...perhaps a card (and thank you)
Sho - October 3, 2012, 8:37 pm
They turned you down? Maybe I should have a word with them for you >=]. 5 and fav'd
GaryO - October 3, 2012, 9:13 am
Yeah, they turned me down…kept getting’ tripped up over the words…’Would you like a card for that, bag?’….oh, you don’t mean counter sales….(thank you Miss P)
MissPriss - October 2, 2012, 11:50 pm
My God Gary...you really should stop stalling and take that job at Hallmark Greetings! A 5L birthday card indeed teehee and happiest happy birthday julius!


FREEZE WARNING - Mercury Expected to Drop to 23 Degrees Farenheit.




Happy Happy HAPPY -


TAGS: duck
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 10:03 pm
The Truth That Hurts .
maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 8:39 am
What's With THis World Now You Can't Say You're Mind .


DUCK! -


TAGS: duck girl
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 19, 2014, 6:58 pm
Sorry, am in regression therapy.
Thedge - October 19, 2014, 6:57 pm
No goose? When I was a kid, it went, "Duck, duck, duck... GOOSE !", and then we would pinch the girls on their aspiring modeling careers.
Sho - October 19, 2014, 3:20 pm
Good times


Moby Duck -


TAGS: duck whalers
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - March 14, 2014, 8:51 am
Can't touch this.


Suspicion -




HUMANS -


TAGS: ducklings ducklips silly humans humor
Rating: 4.91/5

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steve1961 - August 22, 2013, 4:07 pm
This explains Sho's behaviour...


THE MODERN FEMALE FORM -




THE JOURNEY - SHO still says 'Are We There Yet' in his sleep


TAGS: sho rubber duckies
Rating: 4.89/5

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Sho - March 17, 2012, 1:02 pm
I 5till wonder how I am the only one that ended up on Motifake
mariand - March 16, 2012, 4:47 pm
lol... the resemblance is shocking


Rubber Duck -


TAGS: boys warlike rubber duck pisttol
Rating: 4.86/5

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dy2012 - May 5, 2013, 4:59 pm
At sea,on land.Sho is making a BANG!
Sho - May 3, 2013, 1:54 am
Haha thank you and I know how you feel. I've been through that too. But don't be afraid to try. That's how you get even better
Ism - May 3, 2013, 1:45 am
TY :D Sho I am Honored... I try to stay Humorous.. but I love your Gift for the Morbid, Aberrant, & Abnormal Motifakes... I have 4-5 Posters unfinished saved.. yet fear to post.. Afraid they will be Used Against me during a "Court Ordered Evaluation"
Sho - May 2, 2013, 11:39 pm
Boys will be boys eh? 5Lols


ANIMAL MARATHONS - When flocking is simply no better than a wild goose chase.


TAGS: ducks geese flock marathon sportts
Rating: 4.83/5

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ughomer - January 4, 2013, 6:59 pm
Funny as Hell!!!


RICK RERUN AAAAND SHO -


TAGS: one creepy duck
Rating: 4.77/5

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GaryO - December 3, 2012, 8:50 am
Ah yes, when the amateurs fill my establishments and send me home. Yeah, they be a comin’
falloutghoul - December 3, 2012, 8:40 am
I can't wait to see more of these bar moments on Saint Patrick's Day. XD
Greeny - December 1, 2012, 1:14 pm
lol!
rerun - December 1, 2012, 12:03 pm

sweet
MissPriss - December 1, 2012, 10:46 am
Ah the table has turned...belated Happy Thanksgiving Sho...but next year find some leaner birds teehee. As usual nice 5L job Gary
Sho - December 1, 2012, 10:46 am
Heheh I ju5t like to watch...


QUACK ATTACK -




Judgment Day according to Phil Robertson -




DUCKLIPS - Look awful on dogs, too.


TAGS: ducklips posing dogs
Rating: 4.7/5

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lgvernon - December 10, 2012, 5:01 pm

My little dog, Rowdi, the Jack Russell Terrorist, would bite me.
MissPriss - December 10, 2012, 1:52 pm
Igs..still laughing! Picturing my huge Pyrennes in a set of those! 5L but ya gotta share this with digmydog too!
lgvernon - December 10, 2012, 9:58 am

Did you mutter that through ducklips, sho?
Sho - December 10, 2012, 9:06 am
Too main5tream


fashion vs. style -




Safety -


TAGS: duckling crocodile safety leap
Rating: 4.29/5

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Sho - April 28, 2014, 2:28 pm
Looks like Mr Gator there is dying to meet me
steve1961 - April 28, 2014, 12:32 pm
Sorry. "Ashson".
steve1961 - April 28, 2014, 12:31 pm
...since ducks can fly, I think Ashton is referring to the leaping gator to look before he leaps cuz the duck happens to be the master of the macabre, Sho...Poor, foolish...Handbag...I mean 'Gator'...
GaryO - April 28, 2014, 9:25 am
Yup, that w/be the obvious thought (yawn). Now, if both said ‘DUCK!’, at least it’d create smiles....maybe.


The Icy Stare -




Turducken -


TAGS: thankgiving feast turducken yummy
Rating: 4.25/5

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Oldsod - November 28, 2013, 5:31 pm
It does sound startlingly biological, doesn't it?
MissPriss - November 28, 2013, 3:37 pm
At least you know what it is. Ucken? Wouldn't touch it with a 10 ft. pole even if you put a well placed "F" in it...hehehe.


More Upscale -


TAGS: duck dynasty cracker barrel upscale
Rating: 4.2/5

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Silverheart - December 24, 2013, 1:13 am

I've had the misfortune of seeing this excretainment merchandised fraking EVERYWHERE in waaay to many forms. Please, let it vanish ASAP.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 24, 2013, 12:33 am
I was forced to watch this . . . . this . . . . form of entertainment.


Duck Face.. -


TAGS: duckface
Rating: 4.17/5

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TerrorAustralis - April 25, 2014, 12:54 am
duckface, now avaliable for carrots!


"Duck & Douche" -


TAGS: duck
Rating: 4.17/5

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CHEEZEBURGER -


TAGS: scrooge mcduck uncle cheeseburger calendar
Rating: 3.67/5

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TheTrashHeap - September 29, 2010, 8:38 am
I can keep doing this all day. You were soooooooooo upset when you were criticized at first.... You must have had quite a change of heart to become such an expert after such a short time.


Long Lost Brother Found ? -


TAGS: duck
Rating: 3.5/5

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HOW MANY PEOPLE LIVE IN THIS RESIDENCE? -


TAGS: walken duck
Rating: 3.47/5

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AFLAC VACATION - Yeah, even celebrities are gonna be at the 2013 AC/DC Tour concerts.




pho·net·i·cal·ly -




THE TEST - Does a ducks' "quack" echo or not?


TAGS: paris hilton duck quack echo rnr
Rating: 2.6/5

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know_it_all - May 18, 2009, 4:08 pm
i'd hit it, for monetary purposes of course
SlimSkeeter - September 30, 2008, 9:28 pm
Looking at Paris makes my ***k curl up and hide. I saw part of that *** video and I would rather f*** a "Real Doll" ... At least i would get a response back.
GayTest? - September 2, 2008, 6:52 am
Actually I wasn't even thinking that, i was thinking this was a g** Test ;o)
RnR - August 28, 2008, 5:54 pm
sigh, i knew i had to explain: Paris = airhead. Duck quacks in ear. Empty room should provide echo (or reverb)
aPauling - August 28, 2008, 1:02 pm
Is syphilis supposed to stop a duck's quack from echoing or something?


W.T.D - What The Duck


TAGS: duck wtf humor
Rating: 2.53/5

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DYNAMO DUCK - "All these cannons and only two balls?"




DUCK FACE - You're doing it wrong...


TAGS: duck face lips stupid girl
Rating: 2.33/5

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falloutghoul - December 10, 2012, 8:54 pm
They should only be done with Pringles.


A LAUGH - is a smile that bursts




THAT DOG - If he shows up, tell him I'm packin'.




THIS PICTURE - I don't know why I'm "FAPPING" to it? BUT I AM!


TAGS: fapping the ugly duckling
Rating: 1.38/5

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Derek - November 30, 2009, 6:08 pm
"Flapping" perhaps?


LIAR! -


TAGS: newspaper fail duck
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - January 30, 2017, 10:59 pm
A "GaryO" comment!
concern3 - January 18, 2017, 3:50 am
Love it, UP yours


Just Ducky Advice -


TAGS: duck wisdom shared with youth
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 4, 2014, 1:52 pm
and of course Jackaz and Smartaz, who are a lot of fun, but not so good in the LTR--- LOL!
Thedge - December 4, 2014, 10:33 am
Not my words, forgot the attribution. ~ Anonymous. But, thanks for thinking 'twer me. *grinning*
concern3 - December 4, 2014, 9:45 am
Well put 5er


Opinion -




spelling lesson on Poster Evolution -


TAGS: even rubber duckies have masses
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 22, 2017, 6:40 am
Thanks, guys! I made this on the Poster Evolution thread. Silvy provided the pic. I slapped one of my favorite sayings on it. Come play! If you have any questions, or need help making the thread work, just ask. Its fun!!!!
SanityFree - June 22, 2017, 4:26 am
One of your most ducked up ones yet, UP yours!
CloudchaserS - June 22, 2017, 4:05 am
Fear of the duck, fear of the duuuuck, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhyAm31cr2E
concern3 - June 21, 2017, 7:08 pm
very nice, UP yours
mizzdizz - June 21, 2017, 3:02 pm
Thanks guys! RL, it's Silvy, JW, and myself right now. Tis a silly group! Come join in!
Silverheart - June 21, 2017, 10:30 am

Very ducking good.
Reality Lord - June 21, 2017, 7:46 am

very good


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